Politically Correct

2007 August 14
by Eric Novak

Ok, if we have to be politically correct I think we should fight back and make them politically correct!

As I drive down the road, I am assaulted with signs that the government has erected. Signs like ‘Slow Children!’ Can you believe that? What is the world coming to?

 

For real, though, I’m getting kinda’ sick of all of the political correctness that this world expects. I want to call short people short and not vertically challenged. Why not make up a new word for your idiocy? Pardon, for your stoupdniss!

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  1. 2007 August 15

    Right there behind you on that one! It gets so annoying, aggravating really. I seriously wonder if the people who would be considered “vertically challenged” actually appreciate that at all. It’s all ludicrous (and liberals ;-) .

    -Melanie

  2. 2007 August 15

    Ha! No kidding!
    I happen to BE a short person, and I only call myself vertically challenged for fun. :D

  3. 2007 August 15

    Haha!

    That’s a clever one. I think that once I even saw a sign somewhere warning about turtle crossing. Hmm…

    ~Amanda~

  4. 2007 August 15

    The boys and I used to play medicine with bread “pills”…only I made them eat the bread pills, because I didn’t like them!

  5. 2007 August 18

    Ha ha. That’s funny. Great point.

    Alycia

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